She went to watch the Life of Pi
Little did she know that it’d cause her to die
For lurking in the shadows were wolves so sly
They beat the life out of her and made her cry
She must have questioned, ‘Why me God, why?’
She never did get a reply.
As a nation, all we are doing is sigh
Letting the tears on our cheeks dry
As we listen to those babus spinning a lie
While all the time we’d like to see the culprits’ asses fry
There’s always a first time, so we should give it a try
And this will be independent India’s first real high.