The Nightingale of India is totally PISSED! She’s downed one too many of them Kingfishers!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ What else would you expect when sheโ€™s a permanent fixture on the walls of some shady Goan bar?!? ๐Ÿ˜†

Welcome to director Mohit Suriโ€™s tipsy universe! One where legends like Mangesh-KAR must adorn a BAR ๐Ÿ˜ฏ and Sunny Leone probably is spouting bhajans at Bhagwaan ke DWAAR! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

As you can gauge, the BAR and DAAR(u) are pivotal to the story of A2. Our hero bottles his myriad emotions ๐Ÿ˜ฆ After emptying them bottles, of course! ๐Ÿ˜› Alcoholics Anonymousโ€™ worst nightmare come true, hereโ€™s how:

1. When heโ€™s merry, he reaches out for that glass (or two) of Sherry.
2. When heโ€™s angry, he reaches out for that bottle (or two) of Sangri(a).
3. When in pain, bring out the champagne!
4. The non-controversial wine takes centre-stage when all is fine.
5. Feni has been reserved for times when things get a little whiny.
6. The Breezer thaws him when he turns all sarci and frosty like a Freezer.
7. When heโ€™s all lively and frisky, he must go and spoil it all by unleashing that potent whisky.

Truly the King…er…SING(er) of GOOD TIMES! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Rahul, the quintessential owl, parades like a ghoul, ๐Ÿ˜€ and on one such nocturnal outing, discovers his protรฉgรฉe, belting his hits one after another, so so so mellifluously, she makes him sound like Altaf Raja! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

He takes her under his wing and the lovebirds happily sing.

One moment heโ€™s on top and sheโ€™s down (dirty minds, Gulshan Grover ishtyle!) ๐Ÿ˜›

In the next, sheโ€™s the talk of the town and heโ€™s the clown!

Mr. Suri reportedly is a big fan of Titanic and says heโ€™s made a poignant love story ๐Ÿ™„ with Rahul as the Desi Jack and Shraddha as the Bharatiya Rose ๐Ÿ˜€

Well, Rahul ended up more like JACK DANIELS while Shraddha seemed best suited to endorse Yardley ROSE!!! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

I was reminiscing about A2โ€™s predecessor. Hereโ€™s how they look when pitted against each other:


So this is Aashiqui 2 for you. How love surpasses everything- bloated egos, bloated livers ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† and must ultimately triumph. YAWN! Watch it only for the beudah who pitches in a sincere effort ๐Ÿ˜€ Cheers to that! ๐Ÿ˜‰

BELOW: Dude, where’s the Chlormint? ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†



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