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The Nightingale of India is totally PISSED! She’s downed one too many of them Kingfishers!!! πŸ˜€ What else would you expect when she’s a permanent fixture on the walls of some shady Goan bar?!? πŸ˜†

Welcome to director Mohit Suri’s tipsy universe! One where legends like Mangesh-KAR must adorn a BAR 😯 and Sunny Leone probably is spouting bhajans at Bhagwaan ke DWAAR! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

As you can gauge, the BAR and DAAR(u) are pivotal to the story of A2. Our hero bottles his myriad emotions 😦 After emptying them bottles, of course! πŸ˜› Alcoholics Anonymous’ worst nightmare come true, here’s how:

1. When he’s merry, he reaches out for that glass (or two) of Sherry.
2. When he’s angry, he reaches out for that bottle (or two) of Sangri(a).
3. When in pain, bring out the champagne!
4. The non-controversial wine takes centre-stage when all is fine.
5. Feni has been reserved for times when things get a little whiny.
6. The Breezer thaws him when he turns all sarci and frosty like a Freezer.
7. When he’s all lively and frisky, he must go and spoil it all by unleashing that potent whisky.

Truly the King…er…SING(er) of GOOD TIMES! πŸ˜‰

Rahul, the quintessential owl, parades like a ghoul, πŸ˜€ and on one such nocturnal outing, discovers his protΓ©gΓ©e, belting his hits one after another, so so so mellifluously, she makes him sound like Altaf Raja! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

He takes her under his wing and the lovebirds happily sing.

One moment he’s on top and she’s down (dirty minds, Gulshan Grover ishtyle!) πŸ˜›

In the next, she’s the talk of the town and he’s the clown!

Mr. Suri reportedly is a big fan of Titanic and says he’s made a poignant love story πŸ™„ with Rahul as the Desi Jack and Shraddha as the Bharatiya Rose πŸ˜€

Well, Rahul ended up more like JACK DANIELS while Shraddha seemed best suited to endorse Yardley ROSE!!! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

I was reminiscing about A2’s predecessor. Here’s how they look when pitted against each other:

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So this is Aashiqui 2 for you. How love surpasses everything- bloated egos, bloated livers πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† and must ultimately triumph. YAWN! Watch it only for the beudah who pitches in a sincere effort πŸ˜€ Cheers to that! πŸ˜‰

BELOW: Dude, where’s the Chlormint? πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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