Stupid Cupid- Part II

So, I’ve watched YJHD thrice upto now ๐Ÿ˜ฏ and if the film sashays into the coveted 200-crore club, you know whose hand is behind it! ๐Ÿ˜‰ I still maintain that the movie is a complete dud, what with its wishy-washy premise. But the kishy-cootchie happening between the main leads, endearing as it is, compels me to go endure that shitfest one more time.

Every scene in which Ranbirโ€™s eyes lock with Deepikaโ€™s melts my insides. How about those searing looks he gives her with those chocolatey-brown, gooey eyes of his in the Subah Ho Gayi scene and in the one where he walks past Dips before turning to look at her right before he breaks into Badtameez Dil. Also, towards the end, where he plants tender kissies on Dippyโ€™s lippies ๐Ÿ˜† is just so awwwwww…. It must have been really tough for Kapoor to break away from such warm passion when the director said CUT and return home to frigid KAT! ๐Ÿ˜†

Speaking of frigid, romancing two ice maidens, back-to-back, must have taken its toll and seriously convinced Sallu of the necessity of ‘Being Human’! ๐Ÿ˜†



Both these dolls have been the reason for his downfall ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

Ranbir, in a recent interview, likened his pairing with Dips to that of his grandfather’s with Nargis. Whoa! Huge stuff!!! It’s astonishing then that he’s settled for a woman who is the exact antithesis of Nargis in his personal life ๐Ÿ˜ฆ The lack of chemistry between them is indeed a source of mystery! ๐Ÿ˜€

Here’s an ode to the beauty with(out) brains:

B-townโ€™s official Barbie Doll
Possesses the IQ of a Troll
So leaden, without a soul
Perfect as the Khanโ€™s..oops..Donโ€™s Moll


Here’s some friendly advice to the cutie with(out) brains ๐Ÿ˜€

KIT(piti)KAT ๐Ÿ˜† ke saamne Dippy’s the sensuous, dusky Oscar
Usi ki doli le jaana tum baithke Horse Par
KAT ko tu seedha Toss Kar
Jaldi se phek de use Big Boss Par

BELOW: This is ‘Happily Ever After’ for me! Cupid, you listening?



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