DON’t!

15 August 2013 will indeed go down in the annals of history as the real D-Day! Pun-Intended! Kyunki us din Duniya mein jitne saare Don the, woh sab Once Upon Ay Time in Mumbaai Dobaara dekhke shahid ho gaye! 😆

Kutria …whoops…Luthria 😆 😆 😆 has terribly caricaturized and diluted the essence of a true bhai. Watching his latest is sure to make Dawood cry!

Akki, the most impotent bhai in town :lol:, engages more in Linegiri than Bhaigiri 😆

Lines that are absurd to the point of seeming that they were lifted straight off the back of an autorickshaw plying in Bhendi Bazaar :lol:, here’s a sneak peek into the inanity that is OUATIMD:

(airing his views on love): “Pyaar aaj kal naukrani jaise ban gaya hai. Aata hai, bell bajata hai, kaam karke chala jaata hai.” 😆 😆 😆

(on the changing face of Bombay): This one’s a killer! “Yeh Bumbai, Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ki tarah lag rahi hai!” 😆 Manda(bi)kini ki tarah kyun nahi, Shoaib ji? 😛

Anyway, Bhai recruits his protege, Aslam, from A SLUM (get the connection?) 😆 in DONgri, the breeding ground of future DONS! 😆 The same place DONny Boyle scoured and became a millionaire! 😆

Anyway, our desi ASLAMdog also turns millionaire jab SONAkshi uske haath lagti hain! 😆 Her Jasmine should have been named ASPIRIN! That insufferable an actress! 😆

The don starts fighting tooth and nail for her to be his moll while the woman reminded me so much of Harry Potter movies ka troll! 😆 😆 😆 Dekha nateeja pura din kaala chashma pehnne ka? 😉

In one scene, a train whizzes past Imran’s and Sona’s heads and a SRK loyalist in the audience screamed, “Woh dekh! Chennai Express unko gaad rahi hai!” 😆 😆 😆 Amen to that!

BELOW: DONkey…nahi :razz:…DON ki toh baja di isne! 😆 😆 😆

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