Lips Don’t Lie!

Anushka Sharma’s revamped honth made me go loth poth! ๐Ÿ˜† I mean, even Kapil would stop ridiculing the nakli Mrs. Sharma if he saw the asli Miss Sharma’s puckers.

Now, apni Anushka is crazy about bats and men wielding crick(et) bats ๐Ÿ˜› but brickBATS she never bargained for! She still vehemently denies going under the knife and wonders why things have ‘Blown Out Of Proportion’. We’re thinking the same thing too! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Her manager has pointed fingers at a lip plumper as the rogue product in her vanity case!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ That seals the fate of a burgeoning (pun intended!) 500-crore-worth industry! ๐Ÿ˜‰

I remember a statement, just as preposterous, issued years ago by Kangana Ranaut. When asked why her lips were suddenly looking fuller, ย she pinned the blame squarely on….I shit you not!…TIGER PRAWNS!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ Me thinks the ‘Tiger’ was the culprit alright ๐Ÿ˜› and not the poor prawns! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

Sushmita Sen implanted, Rakhi Sawant TRIMplanted ๐Ÿ˜€ Farah Khan did a lipo, Pee Cee rid herself of her Curtly Ambrose lippos ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† Vanity, vanity, thy name is woman!

Below: Major correction needed! Replace the word ‘Next’ in the screenshot below with ‘Now Showing’!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜†

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Lootera!

I’m all for exhibitionists and their scorching PDA. Their antics are an elixir to my soul! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Sunanda Tharoor (God bless her soul!) took away with her my fledgling interest in politics.

My interest in Bollywood too is slowly waning. The current crop of actors, with their politically-correct, well-rehearsed responses and their guarded stance, make me want to kill myself! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Thank God for Ranveer Singh! Just like Rakhi Sawant made the last decade so memorable for us, Ranveer Singh has taken it upon himself to up the ante in present times. Notice these two colorful personalities share the same initials. Coincidence eh? ๐Ÿ˜‰

So, the latest is that Ranveer Singh is still high on Ram Leela. Wonder why when it was his girlfriend who walked away with all the accolades! ๐Ÿ™„

Anyway, at Ahana Deol’s reception, our Desi Romeo and Juliet had suhaag raat more on their minds than the newly-wed couple themselves! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ According to onlookers, the concerned hosts rushed to Ranveer’s side thinking lahu muh lag gaya till they discovered lover’s muh lag gaya!!! ๐Ÿ˜† Dippy, high time you invest in non-transferable lippies! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

After the kiss, a piss was in order. ๐Ÿ˜€ Gallant lover instantly dropped his plate to escort his Juliet to the Looliet….oops…Toilet. ๐Ÿ˜› I wonder what reason he might have given Dippy for chaperoning her. “Nahi, main bhi saath chaloonga. Mujhe banna hai LOO tera!!!” ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

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