Lips Don’t Lie!

Anushka Sharma’s revamped honth made me go loth poth! πŸ˜† I mean, even Kapil would stop ridiculing the nakli Mrs. Sharma if he saw the asli Miss Sharma’s puckers.

Now, apni Anushka is crazy about bats and men wielding crick(et) bats πŸ˜› but brickBATS she never bargained for! She still vehemently denies going under the knife and wonders why things have ‘Blown Out Of Proportion’. We’re thinking the same thing too! πŸ˜‰

Her manager has pointed fingers at a lip plumper as the rogue product in her vanity case!!! 😯 That seals the fate of a burgeoning (pun intended!) 500-crore-worth industry! πŸ˜‰

I remember a statement, just as preposterous, issued years ago by Kangana Ranaut. When asked why her lips were suddenly looking fuller, Β she pinned the blame squarely on….I shit you not!…TIGER PRAWNS!!! 😯 😯 Me thinks the ‘Tiger’ was the culprit alright πŸ˜› and not the poor prawns! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

Sushmita Sen implanted, Rakhi Sawant TRIMplanted πŸ˜€ Farah Khan did a lipo, Pee Cee rid herself of her Curtly Ambrose lippos πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† Vanity, vanity, thy name is woman!

Below: Major correction needed! Replace the word ‘Next’ in the screenshot below with ‘Now Showing’!!! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜†