The Korean CHORean!

Given the rate at which the Suris and Bhatts of this world ‘MURDER’ unsuspecting Korean flicks- Coincidence they have a ‘Murder’ franchise?! πŸ˜† I wouldn’t be surprised if our chinky-eyed brethren decide to stick churis up their butts! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

This time around, the Korean CHORean πŸ˜† has rifled through his humongous South-East-Asian DVD collection yet again! In the process of toning down the gore, the Cut-Copy-Paste specialist has transformed a classic into an absolute bore! Ek Villain is pure tripe- terribly watered-down and pathetically farcical!

A look at the main characters:

Shraddha Kaoor as Ayesha. However, looking at her antics, I think she was still playing Aarohi FIRKI πŸ˜†

Sid MalHOTra as Guru. Way to go boy! From Student of the Year less than two years ago to Guru! Impressive!!! πŸ˜†

Riteish Deshmukh as Rakesh/ Rakshas Mahadkar

Aamna Sharif– Biwi kam, greedy zyaada. Not so sharif after all! πŸ˜‰

Let’s start with the girl I love to hate! πŸ˜‰ You didn’t think you could steal ARK from me and earn bouquets too, eh Shraddha? πŸ˜›

Scene 1: At Aarohi Shirke aka Aayesha’s adda.

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Yaaaaaaaaaa….Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! AAAOOOOOOOOOOOOch!!!! πŸ˜‰

Looks like it indeed was a good screw! πŸ˜› πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

Scene 2: In the Mahadkars’ kholi.

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Scene 3: Rakesh with the ultimate misogynist Kamaal R Khan at the pool.

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Scene 4: Guru moping at home.

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Scene 5: Now Guru miraculously chances upon Rakesh’s son in a church, telltale chakri in tow.

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Scene 6: Guru tails the cheeky lad who leads him (inadvertently) to his father. Each time Rakesh descends on his prey, Guru gets in the way.

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Scene 7: Frustrated, Rakesh tries to seek solace in a dance bar.

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In his drunken stupor, Rakesh is unaware that Guru shoves a GPS tracker up his arse. The graphics are a little too vivid for me to post them up here! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

Scene 8: Later, that night at the Mahadkar residence. Mrs. Mahadkar rustles up an explosive dish. Daliya garnished liberally with Farty Aaloos. (humming softly) Meri daliya, daliya meri daliya, tujhe tadpaaye daliya meri daliya πŸ˜† πŸ˜€ πŸ˜†

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The next morning, the tracker flew with a great velocity… and landed close to where Rakesh PAADHkar was squatting! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

On the railway tracks, of course!!! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

A sequel awaits! 😯

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