So, the First Family of Bollywood finds itself in the eye of a storm once again! 🙄
Apparently, the Bachchan patriarch wished everyone from his wife to his kaamwalibai on Women’s Day😆, completely forgetting to wish the Most Beautiful “Woman” in the world, who, by the way, happens to be his son’s wife and the mother of his granddaughter! 🤷
Twitter, expectedly, is in an uproar as to how the granddaughter was remembered but not the one who brought her into the world. Twitter clearly doesn’t follow Ekta Kapoor!!! 😂 No wonder they don’t have an effing clue that a daughter-in-law is NEVER EQUAL to a daughter. She has been imposed upon a family by law and is viewed only as a means to propagate the family she will never ever truly be a part of!
I’m amazed people don’t know that already. Or that they don’t know who the real villain is in such scenarios. If you recall, a couple of months ago, the Bachchan matriarch pulled a similar stunt on her daughter-in-law and pouted and preened for the front cover of Vogue with her biological daughter. The bahu made a dejected entry later and it all left one with such a bad taste in the mouth. Ho Na ho, the mother from Kal Ho Na Ho is surely behind the latest fiasco too! 😆😆
And it all fits in well! A woman is, after all, another’s biggest enemy! Imagine what kind of a nemesis a mil can be to her dil if she chooses to be! *Shudders*😰😱😱😱
Like recently, a dear friend came to pour her heart out to me. Her little girl fell rather ill due to a contagious bout of viral fever doing the rounds in the city. Now, this girl’s father was deployed on official duty but he kept issuing regular updates to his family about the girl’s condition. Everyone was suitably concerned except for………..Of course…………No prizes for guessing…The little girl’s grandmother!😂😂🤣
The climatic change in the baby’s city wasn’t considered as a causative factor or even the fact that kids share their tiffin and water with each other in school where a stomach bug could easily be picked up.
I kid you not, the granny actually insinuated over WhatsApp that since her son (the little girl’s father) ain’t physically present in the house, the little girl must be consuming food from a restaurant daily instead of healthy, home-cooked meals!!! *Face palm* 🤦
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how her beloved granddaughter contracted the illness! *Drumroll* and *slow claps*
Khud toh meri saas ek bhi function miss nahi karti, confided my friend. Shaadi, roce, portoponn, and even antim sanskaars!!!😂 Har jagah apne chulhe ko toh nahi leti hai Na😏 In fact, after feasting on free food, her saas and sasur derive far greater pleasure in criticizing the fare!🙄 And then, she wonders, why should they have an issue with her “supposedly” ordering food from out.🤔Such hypocrites!!!😏
And now, comes the grand moment of revelation! 📢Brace yourselves guys! Her own son fed her grandbaby some lovely crispy-fried 🍗 from KFC to tide over his guilty feeling of being separated from his kid for the next few months!!!
That an educated woman, who was gainfully employed all her life, should come up with a preposterous explanation, without having concrete proof that her granddaughter’s guardians were indeed perched on their fat arses, busy patronizing Swiggy and Zomato, speaks volumes about the kind of woman she is! In the past, she’s chaired women’s empowerment cells in her hometown and has been lauded publicly for championing women’s rights . Little do her besotted admirers know that privately, within the confines of her phone, she chooses to tear down her grandbaby’s guardians with her vindictive speculations.
Fortunately, there still exist some good judges of character in the world who can X-ray such people pretty accurately. And these recognize that more often than not, beneath a cool, seemingly unperturbed and glassy facade lies a bubbling, venomous volcano.
The little girl’s mother, a good friend of mine, confided to me that her in-laws, most notably her co-bil and her mil, saw issues with her hygiene levels. The former even advised her husband to give her a divorce over it! 😲😲😲🙄🙄🙄Yet, he astonishingly sends a steady supply of porn to her husband in private on Whatsapp!!!🤷 Shocking!!!!
And the mil embarks on a Swachch Bharat Abhiyaan everytime she spots a speck in someone’s eye, totally ignoring the mammoth logs lodged in her own!
Eating home-cooked food and maintaining supreme hygiene levels in your kitchen and refrigerator is all praiseworthy.👍👌👏👏👏 That must mean your household is so blessed, sickness has never ever touched anyone in there. Perhaps, all can be contenders for immortality too, which is all good!👵
But what about mental cleanliness and hygiene? If that is lacking and your moral fiber ain’t strong, if your grown-ass kids indulge in illicit affairs behind their spouse’s back, revel in watching porn and be Amorous outside the house after saying the Amori when inside😜😝😂😂😂🤣 I think the mother in question has failed even worse than the mother who orders off Swiggy and Zomato!
Poshan sahi but parvarish mein kami…. bhala kis kaam ki?🤔🤷
I was too boggled by her revelations and by the end of it all, I could issue just one piece of advice for her to convey to her mil👇
To all Mothers-In-Law, if your grandkids fall ill the next time, it’s all your worthless daughter-in-law’s doing! To hell with floating viruses, pollens and bacteria… The real culprit is only and only the MAA! 🤰 🤷😆😆😆