Shame Shame Poppy Shame!

Six years ago, the towel fell off. But before us besharam ladkis could so much as glimpse the crack, damned Mr. SanjAYESTHETIC ๐Ÿ™„ Leela Bhansali made the screen go BLACK! ๐Ÿ˜†

Six years later, Mr. Abhinav CRASSyap ๐Ÿ˜† gets Ranbir to apologize suitably by flashing ‘The Crack’ in between spouting wisecracks ๐Ÿ˜› I truly felt adequately compensated! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Moving over to my impressions on Besharam. It really felt like a vendetta of sorts with almost everyone seeming desperate to prove a point. Mr. Kashyap, heading the pack, is intent on robbin’ the thunder from our desi ROBIN Hood ๐Ÿ˜› Neetu Singh avenges the humiliation her real-life husband subjected her to. As Bulbul CHAUTALA, she publicly shames him for his erstwhile philandering and the resultant marital Gadbad GOTALAS! ๐Ÿ˜€ Ranbir is HAIR, THERE and EVERYWHERE. Hellbent on eradicating waxing altogether, RanBEER proudly displays his ‘MAN HAIR’! YEAAAAAHHHHH! Cheers to Man Hair! Park Avenue, you listening? ๐Ÿ˜†

Besharam really should have been titled JERRYAURTOM. It’s an abominable desi version of the evergreen cartoon series. Only here, the cat and mouse game is a huge shame. In keeping with the film’s title obviously! This film has no chance whatsoever of even standing outside the doors of Bollywood’s Hall of Fame!

Abhinav really should have planned this as a home video to pay tribute to the Kapoors instead of shamelessly hogging 3600 screens to torture the country along its length and breadth simultaneously. Pallavi Sharda ain’t made for the Bada PURDAH. The Kapoor trio buried the unsuspecting, and rather untalented, Australian import six feet DOWN UNDER and how! ๐Ÿ˜† Pandit’s music reminds one of Anuradha Paudwal’s T-Series bhajans. Hurry Home! ๐Ÿ˜†

All in all, Rum Peeke Seh Gaye Hum Besharam. Hail Old Monk! ๐Ÿ˜†
Some advice from the wise sage. This one you must bunk! ๐Ÿ˜€

BELOW: ‘I hereby declare that Mr. Anil Kapoor has always been my biological father.’- RK. ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

Indeed, Ranbir’s the bravest of them all!

It certainly wasnโ€™t a case of love at first sight. Not even when he dropped his towel on me! โ€ฆIn the theatre, silly! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Then cameย Bachna Ae Haseeno. Although everybody who comprised the fairer sex was swooning over his chocolate-boy looks, I felt quite safe from his charms. ๐Ÿ™‚

Then came a gem of a movie. Sadly, it whizzed out of the theatres faster than a rocket! Iโ€™ve always felt this was a movie made well ahead of its time and all greats like this one have never quite earned the respect due to them in their era. So, well! But this was the turning point. Here is when I felt the youngest of the Kapoor lads was something and wouldnโ€™t bring shame to such an illustrious family name.

I didnโ€™t care much forย Ajab Prem ki Ghajab Kahaani– too slapstick for me! And I skipped Rajneeti. I still donโ€™t know why! (scratching head)

I must say I took an instant liking to the bleary-eyed, good-for-nothing Sid- who finally woke up to a middle-class life fraught with challenges and struggles, a life loaded with meaning where you canโ€™t afford to take anything for granted.

And call me crazy, but I felt he had potential when I saw his first item number, โ€˜Tai Tai Fishโ€™! Those tapori moves and killer expressions were, as Madhuri Dixit would say, PURRRFECT! ๐Ÿ™‚

Then cameย Rockstarย and he metamorphosed into the Janataโ€™s Janardhan, the darling of the masses! OMG, this guy was seriously rocking it at the BO with each release! I read somewhere that his name means brave warrior. The adjective holds true for all his risky career choices too na? At least Aamir Khan thinks so.ย Hereโ€™sย what he had to say about Ranbir.

And now, withย Barfi, Iโ€™m beginning to think this guy competes with no one but himself and thatโ€™s how he ups the ante with each film. I wonโ€™t say anything about his performance, in keeping with the โ€˜toneโ€™ of the movie. But go watch him sweeten your soul with a name just as sweet!

P.S. No, I still maintain my stance. Heโ€™s not supremely good-looking, just a regular-looking guy IMHO. But, Iโ€™d grab him in a jiffy for the pure talent heโ€™s brimming with. I feel honoured to be around at a time when heโ€™s in the movies. Each generation produces a few immortal gems that shine forever. Ranbir, Aamir, ย and Vidya undoubtedly qualify for this honor from the film fraternity. More on this later.


Image Courtesy: Dabboo Ratnani