Bachna Mr. Bachchan

IMG-20180323-WA0004So, the First Family of Bollywood finds itself in the eye ofΒ  a storm once again! πŸ™„

Apparently, the Bachchan patriarch wished everyone from his wife to his kaamwalibai on Women’s DayπŸ˜†, completely forgetting to wish the Most Beautiful “Woman” in the world, who, by the way, happens to be his son’s wife and the mother of his granddaughter! 🀷

Twitter, expectedly, is in an uproar as to how the granddaughter was remembered but not the one who brought her into the world. Twitter clearly doesn’t follow Ekta Kapoor!!! πŸ˜‚ No wonder they don’t have an effing clue that a daughter-in-law is NEVER EQUAL to a daughter. She has been imposed upon a family by law and is viewed only as a means to propagate the family she will never ever truly be a part of!

I’m amazed people don’t know that already. Or that they don’t know who the real villain is in such scenarios. If you recall, a couple of months ago, the Bachchan matriarch pulled a similar stunt on her daughter-in-law and pouted and preened for the front coverΒ  of Vogue with her biological daughter. The bahu made a dejected entry later and it all left one with such a bad taste in the mouth. Ho Na ho, the mother from Kal Ho Na Ho is surely behind the latest fiasco too! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

And it all fits in well! A woman is, after all, another’s biggest enemy! Imagine what kind of a nemesis a mil can be to her dil if she chooses to be! *Shudders*😰😱😱😱

Like recently, a dear friend came to pour her heart out to me. Her little girlΒ  fell rather ill due to a contagious bout of viral fever doing the rounds in the city. Now, this girl’s father was deployed on official duty but he kept issuing regular updates to his family about the girl’s condition. Everyone was suitably concerned except for………..Of course…………No prizes for guessing…The little girl’s grandmother!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

The climatic change in the baby’s city wasn’t considered as a causative factor or even the fact that kids share their tiffin and water with each other in school where a stomach bug could easily be picked up.

I kid you not, the granny actually insinuated over WhatsApp that since her son (the little girl’s father) ain’t physically present in the house, the little girl must be consuming food from a restaurant daily instead of healthy, home-cooked meals!!! *Face palm* 🀦

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how her beloved granddaughter contracted the illness! *Drumroll* and *slow claps*

Khud toh meri saas ek bhi function miss nahi karti, confided my friend. Shaadi, roce, portoponn, and even antim sanskaars!!!πŸ˜‚Β Har jagah apne chulhe ko toh nahi leti hai Na😏 In fact, after feasting on free food, her saas and sasur derive far greater pleasure inΒ  criticizing the fare!πŸ™„ And then, she wonders, why should they have an issue with her “supposedly” ordering food from out.πŸ€”Such hypocrites!!!😏

And now, comes the grand moment of revelation! πŸ“’Brace yourselves guys! Her own son fed her grandbaby some lovely crispy-fried πŸ— from KFC to tide over his guilty feeling of being separated from his kid for the next few months!!!

That an educated woman, who was gainfully employed all her life, should come up with a preposterous explanation, without having concrete proof that her granddaughter’s guardians were indeed perched on their fat arses, busy patronizing Swiggy and Zomato, speaks volumes about the kind of woman she is! In the past, she’s chaired women’s empowerment cells in her hometown and has been lauded publicly for championing women’s rights . Little do her besotted admirersΒ  know that privately, within the confines of her phone, she chooses to tear down her grandbaby’s guardians with her vindictive speculations.

Fortunately, there still exist some good judges of character in the world who can X-ray such people pretty accurately. And these recognize that more often than not, beneath a cool, seemingly unperturbed and glassy facade lies a bubbling, venomous volcano.

The little girl’s mother, a good friend of mine, confided to me that her in-laws, most notably her co-bil and her mil, saw issues with her hygiene levels. The former even advised her husband to give her a divorce over it! πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„Yet, he astonishingly sends a steady supply of porn to her husband in private on Whatsapp!!!🀷 Shocking!!!!

And the mil embarks on a Swachch Bharat Abhiyaan everytime she spots a speck in someone’s eye, totally ignoring the mammoth logs lodged in her own!

Eating home-cooked food and maintaining supreme hygiene levels in your kitchen and refrigerator is all praiseworthy.πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ That must mean your household is so blessed, sickness has never ever touched anyone in there. Perhaps, all can be contenders for immortality too, which is all good!πŸ‘΅

But what about mental cleanliness and hygiene? If that is lacking and your moral fiber ain’t strong, if your grown-ass kids indulge in illicit affairs behind their spouse’s back, revel in watching porn and be Amorous outside the house after saying the Amori when insideπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I think the mother in question has failed even worse than the mother who orders off Swiggy and Zomato!

Poshan sahi but parvarish mein kami…. bhala kis kaam ki?πŸ€”πŸ€·

I was too boggled by her revelations and by the end of it all, I could issue just one piece of advice for her to convey to her milπŸ‘‡

To all Mothers-In-Law, if your grandkids fall ill the next time, it’s all your worthless daughter-in-law’s doing! To hell with floating viruses, pollens and bacteria… The real culprit is only and only the MAA! πŸ€°Β πŸ€·πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

 

 

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Mona Darling

While the whole planet is obsessing over the unfortunate demise of India’s First Female Superstar, I’d like to spare a thought for her nemesis, also the bonafide wife to the pathetic excuse of a man that they shared!

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For those who aren’t clued in to what really transpired, Sridevi snatched her best friend’s husband from right under her nose! Whilst nestled in the latter’s plush house, no less!!! Gullible Mona had no inkling her generosity to shelter a homeless (and heartless) friend would soon render her lifeless. Her final few years were racked with physical pain and emotional upheavals. The Gods didn’t see fit to grant her even her dying wish…to watch her son on celluloid.

Mona was blessed with a firecracker of a mother, a personality type that would have put the fear of God in Boney. Sadly, she gave up without a fight in marriage and in life. She would have done well to learn from the woman whose example I’ve cited below.

There’s a lady I know who was so distraught by her husband’s infidelity that she beat the living daylights out of him. The lying rat concocted a sob story for the benefit of his folks. Who all ganged up against her and left no stone unturned in breaking up her marriage and family. Her judgemental father-in-law tried to tarnish her image with the same brush his son brushed his lying teeth with! He questioned his grandkids’ paternity, thereby questioning her character. Yet, he still hasn’t come forward with conclusive proof to give credence to his venomous spewings. This lady’s brother-in-law (husband’s brother) was an even bigger snake to orchestrate a sting operation of sorts, trying to get her to reply back to his flirtatious chats, and thus provide damning evidence against her. But the fact that this lady possesses a much superior moral fiber and regard for her marital vows is something these highly-qualified yet illiterate oafs will never get! Now had he chatted up his own adulterous sister using an alias, I’m sure he’d dig his own grave…for he’d surely die out of embarrassment with her shameless overtures!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

In contrast, Mona had great in-laws andΒ  could have stripped Boney to the bone. But she chose the dignified way to lie low and ultimately went to lie 6 feet below!

I quite like this woman. After all, she’s given us the affable Arjun Kapoor. But I wish she’d fought the injustice tooth and nail like the ordinary woman whose example I’ve mentioned above.Β The gutsy one who’d tried to slap some sense into her husband and smack her in-laws in their face with their failure in garnering evidence of her questionable character.Β  Dignity doesn’t always work in the real world.Β  Had Mona caused everyone to Rona, then I’d really love her. And would gladly call her my Mona Darling!

Ka(r)ma Kutra

Or kutri cuz she’s quite the mean bitch! 🀣

She rarely arrives on time but know this! She’s always a certainty, never a probability.

So, put on your thinking caps, folks. Maybe you rained on someone’s parade… Someone who’d had a tough innings and was counting on that one occasion as a departure from the overwhelming gloom that their life was inundated with. Or maybe you orchestrated misunderstandings and fights to your advantage. Perhaps you drove a poor, hapless soulΒ  you secretly harbor a grudge against to bankruptcy, by inhumanly getting him to repay your loan. Or maybe you’re guilty of the biggest sin of them all. You’ve questioned a child’s paternity, it’s mother’s credibility and tried your best driving a wedge between a couple in your fanatical mission of breaking a family apart.😱 Whether or not you owe up to your charges, the universe will mete out her justice. In her own sweet time, and, in her own sweet way. 5 years or 50, in the context of the universe, these are mere nanoseconds. And thus what we begin seeing as delayed justice or justice denied altogether is actually justice snowballing herself to form her worst version. Crafted especially for you. Or your descendants. Be sure of this! Be very sure!

 

Recently, I saw Karma dished out in full glory at the Golden Globes. While JA took to stage, her arch nemesis AJ couldn’t bear to look anywhere but down at her own golden globes!πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Β  Or what’s left of them anyway! 🀣🀣🀣

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Karma bit AJ’s ass a whole decade later but boy! Was the interminable wait worth it or what? I mean to see your man snatched by a younger woman exactly the same way you snatched him from his wife…Now that’s karma served in style! πŸ‘Œ

Closer home, Karma arrived fashionably late for the current toast of the Indian telly space, Bigg Boss 11 winner, Shilpa Shinde. In just two years, she avenged from Vikas Gupta everything he’d robbed from her. And that’s not all! As if it was nature’s masterstroke befitting the mastermind, a portion of her winnings was ‘donated’ to him. He lost to her in the finale of life and he lost face badly!

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Another person who ended up looking like an oaf was Shilpa’s ex-fiance. I’m so glad the woman was ballsy enough even in her youth to call off her wedding to a man who was clearly swaddled in his mother’s petticoat.

Most in-laws are cut from the same cloth. They are of the opinion that the bride is a mere marionette who must be strictly discouraged to think for herself, to do as she pleases and to have her say/wish. She is viewed as a means of their wish fulfillment because they too obliged their elders in the past. This just frustrates the poor bahu and slowly, but surely, she turns into a controlling, vile old woman, a spitting image of the very in-laws she abhorred. I’m so grateful for the small number of gutsy women out there who dare to cut the puppeteer’s strings and choose to shield their soul from being ravaged and value their sanity above all else. And you, Shilpa, are a winner for me only because you chose to live life on your terms than have frustrated, repressed in-laws manipulate you from the word go.

That’s it for today folks. Just detach yourself from toxic people and the toxic worlds they inhabit. There is no need to do anything more. Let Karma do the dirty work for you. Trust me, she’ll wrap things up in great style. Like this πŸ‘‡πŸ˜‚

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Not a Pankha of Tubelight

I just caught Tubelight and it was the most enlightening 3 hours of my life. I’ve concluded:

  1. Salman’s impressive Bajrangi had to be a fluke!
  2. Sohail’s impressive Bharat is certainly a fluke!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The two play out their real-life relationship on reel and it’s so sickeningly sweet, bhai’s fans could do without a helping of Sheer Korma on Eid! Director Kabir Khan really overdid the Cheeni in this one.. Pun intended!😝

Set against the backdrop of the Sino-Indian War of 1962, Sohail, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Mr. Bean, has to go fight the CheenπŸ˜‚ I kid you not but the soldiers have been shown as actually ambling across enemy territory like one would in a park!😱 No wonder we lost! πŸ˜‚Kabir Khan’s expertise lies in war films but the war montage here is laughable at best.

China prepares for a truce and sets up a Laxman Rekha, but how I wish they’d draw a Rekha for the real Laxman in the film! πŸ˜‚ Salman really overstepped his boundary in the film! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Whatever glory was garnered in Bajrangi Bhaijaan, he’s given it up all without a fight (pun intended) in Tubelight. He does nothing that endears him toΒ his pankhas. No mara mari, no shirtless savari πŸ˜‚ Only his pravachan is jaari! πŸ˜‚

Yakeen hamesha dil mein rakho, dushmano se dosti karo, aur audience ko slow poison dekar maaro!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A local magician exhorts him to believe and hope with all his heart to get things moving in life and he moves a bottle, then a mountain, but all the while, movesΒ us to tears!And I don’t mean that in a good way! His man-child act is so farcical when you compare it to a Krish or to a Samar. Salman’s expressions are so contrived, he ends up caricaturing Laxman horribly. I didn’t even tear up once in what were intended to be emotional scenes. Words like goo, susu and potty sum up the humor quotient of the film. Toilet humor is so passe and yet the bhai bhakts were rolling in mirth! 😳

Chinese import Zhu Zhu is as bland as the cuisine of her land! πŸ˜‚ Her son, Matin, is cute as a button but, this talkative munna is no match for the mute munni. And after watching such a jaded, preachy film, I’m speechless too! Again, not in a good way!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shabaas

Truly, this dude deserves all the accolades coming his way. Not only has he succesfully engraved the identity of Indian Cinema on the global map, he’s also effectively “SNAPped, short the “CHATting” ability of a certain Mr. Spiegel! πŸ˜·πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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While the whole of my tribe is drooling over this ‘Made-In-India’ Adonis, I’d be quite content to be his mum…or his mother-in-law…lol. To me, he’s quite the Goody Two-Shoes! As for me, I need someone more badass, someone more wicked…like SRK..lol. See πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Anyhoo, word is that the “original” Miss Goody Two-Shoes from Bollywood would be collaborating with her male counterpart for next year’s mega- release, Saaho. 😷😷😷

I mean, wth! 😑😑😠😠 Are the makers even serious???!? Kat is a doll for Chrissakes!!! Wasn’t she crowned Human Barbie or something a while ago?Β Have you looked at her resume if not her repertoire? It clearly states that she can ONLY pout and preen before going back to looking like an ice queen! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Honestly guys, drop her! She’s as lethal as that suicide bomber who ripped Manchester apart. She’s gonna kill us Prabhas fans with her poor histrionics. 😰 In fact, I foresee a high probability of Prabhas’ fans turning against him on account of the inanimate vixen😭…We don’t wanna say Bakwaas to anything related to Prabhaas now, do we?

Rope in Shetty instead. She’ll save it from being shitty! πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚ And Saaho won’t turn into a Saho!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Of Chiknas and Chamelis

Usually, any moment is a good photo-op moment what with Β our stars always perfectly groomed. Unlike the days of yore, when fashion disasters were as likely as getting pigeon poop on your head, the current breed of stars seem to be a wisened lot.

So,while they twinkle brightly even in the dead of night donning glamorous labels and flaunting perfect coiffures, there’s only but once when they shone blazingly, looking like a million bucks. Here’s when:

  1. Ranbir in Badtameez Dil

It took him 6 looooooong years to metamorphose from the sissyish clone of his mother that he used to be to THIS! I can’t put my finger on what makes him look so bloody badtameez here! 😘 Is it his ruffled,shorter crop or the badass ring in his ear or his crisply tailored suit….I could go on and on…sigh!

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2. Can’t really leave his exes behind now, can I? 😝 Deepika in Lungi Dance.

Dippy always makes our tribe feel like we ought to crawl under a rock. But looking the way she did here, we almost smashed that rock on our heads!

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3. Katrina in Everything! πŸ˜‚ But she looks especially ghazab in Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahaani.

Kat looks PHAT in EVERYTHING πŸ˜‚…never mind the botox jabs and all! Pre-2010, there used to some meat on her bones and her face boasted of an angelic quality that the hypodermic pricklies took away. Have a look at her ethereal beauty.

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4. Hrithik in Tu Meri

The Adonis of Hindi Cinema can’t be faulted for his look in his entire repertoire of films, but it took a Bang Bang! for him to get his look Bang-On in my sight! 😍😘

A huuuuuge fan of Simon Baker, I’ve likened Hrithik’s avatarΒ to the Mentalist himself ….if that ain’t a compliment, I don’t know what is! 😌

 

5. Preity Zinta in Dil Se…

Chubby cheeks, dimpled chin,

Rosy lips, Teeth Within,

Wavy hair, very fair

Eyes are true, lovely two

Preity Zinta is that you?

YES YES YES!!! 😁😁😁

Bollywood’s original dimpled-beauty has looked her best only at 2 times ..the first when she was a novice and the next when she was at the top of her game in Kal Ho Naa Ho and Salaam Namaste! Agree?

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6. SRK in Dear Zindagi

Like fine wine, the man’s gotten better with age😘…the histrionics, the stutter, and the sexy stubble too! 😜 KHAN the King get better than this?! 😝

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7. Aishwarya in Dil Dooba

Ash is a visual feast in every film she’s appeared. But that one look she totally rocked was that of a Latina with smouldering eyes, luscious curls and a scorching scarlet gown. Check it out

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Wat ERR girl!

It’s rather fortunate for my blog that our celebs spend enormous amounts of time banishing the spiders veins and crows feet off their faces instead of spending a dime on brushing the cobwebs off their sparingly-used brains πŸ˜‰

Alia finally has company guys! Woohoo! πŸ˜† Current World Tennis Doubles Awwal grandly displayed her lack of akkal! That too on a rather cerebral platform such as KBC Telugu! πŸ˜›

When asked what Sodium Chloride is commonly known as and given four choices, Sania professed that Physics was never her strong point! 😯 The whole studio, pointedly ignoring the cue cards, erupted into raucous laughter. πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

Unfazed, she confidently placed her bets on…I shit you not!…water!!! 😯 😯 😯

Isne definitely desh ka namak nahi khaaya hai πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† Tata Salt, you listening? πŸ˜‰

Watch her go down in the annals of Chemistry here! πŸ˜‰

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PK chhe?

I stumbled across an absolute gem on the Saharasamay site and thought it’d be fun to pitch in my two cents πŸ˜‰ After all, I live for such articles! πŸ˜›

Our celebs must have been really high to have agreed to preen for such oopsie daisy Kodak moments! Check them out:

1. Slumdog MillionHAIR πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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Our in-house Ani(l) the Pooh is a favorite with all the kids, me included! Unhi ke vajah se BAAL divas aarambh kiya gaya tha! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†
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2. COOLIENG No. 1!

Nothing to beat the summer heat than wrapping yourself in cellophane, eh? By far, the most sober piece of clothing in SHOWinda’s wardrobe! πŸ˜‰

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3. THE RAPIST

Sajid Khan got it bang on when he locked on TANjeet’s πŸ˜› profession as THE RAPIST in House Full 2 πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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4. The original PK!

Time to rename Hirani CHORani!
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5. Question: Main chhota sa, pyaara sa, nanha sa bachcha….complete the sentence.

Answer: paida kar sakta hoon! ROFL πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†
With a pose like that, koi SHAK(ti)? πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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6. Meet Aditya PANTSCHORI πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

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And trending at number 7,

This man surely felt like he was in heaven. WTF was KK thinking? And more importantly, WTF was AK doing? *speechless* 😯 😯 😯

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WHAM BAM!!!

I wonder if Hrithik and Kat walked straight from the shoots of Mountain Dew and Slice, respectively, onto the sets of Bang Bang. This film sure looks like the extended disco version of the two commercials in question! πŸ˜€

After being ousted from the Dhoom camp, the unemployed & twiddling his extra thumbs πŸ˜† Duggu must have jumped at the chance to essay the role of the devilishly-cute, outrageously-sexy, thief-cum-masterchef, Rajveer. A part he can sleepwalk through by now! πŸ˜‰

On this occasion, he grows sticky fingers and plants his half-a-dozen πŸ˜† on The Kohinoor no less! 😯 As nonchalantly as I would lift a pack of Kohinoor Basmati Chawal at D-Mart! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

Anyway, thereafter follows complete global mayhem. (Incompetent) Intelligence Agencies, (Impotent) Police Personnel, slimy spies, cold-blooded criminals and I think I even caught a glimpse of the hot-blooded Barbara Mori πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜† hot on the heels of the perpetrator of this mind-boggling chori! πŸ˜€

It’s Around The World in 80 Minutes from then on. Destination Next is Shimla. We’re shown a Bank of Shimla which has suitably employed a ditzy Shimla Mirchi (only because Kat looks hot!) as their receptionist. The first serious bit of thinking on the scriptwriters’ part! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

Miss Kaif, the untouched, virginal flower, we’re told, likes to play it safe. It would have been fitting to play ‘Zara Zara Touch Me Kiss Me’ in the background for us to sympathize with the desperation of this nun. πŸ˜‰

Dekha akhkha din mango ko chooosneka nateeja? πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰ Kabhi kabaar MAN ko bhi….ahem too explicit!!! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› Kabhi kabaar MAN ke peeche bhi jaaya karo. Phir Aamsutra ke saath saath Kamasutra ka bhi endorsement milega! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ˜€ πŸ˜†

She proceeds on a blind-date but when the (in retrospect, blind) man in question does a no-show, no prizes for guessing what ingenuity streaked through the writer’s mind. Krrish swoops in for a kiss! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

In the process of charming the pants off her, Harleen metamorphoses into a sex-starved protagonist from Harlequin! πŸ˜† She wonders aloud why Hrithik wants to lug a shiny piece of glass everywhere! 😯 That one peek into her dumb-blonde-kinda mind convinces Hrithik that his secret is safe! Unlike the others, this one is genuinely interested in the male, and not the maal! πŸ˜† She even berates him for picking this Kohinoor and would rather he picked the Kohinoor of the more useful variety found at the chemists! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ˜†

From the Alps to Abu Dhabi, we get to witness a lot of betaabi. From Greece to Prague, in their pants is a raging aag! πŸ˜‰ Clearly, she was briefed that Hrithik’s job was to keep the golis flying and she, the cholis flying! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

Quite the arduous journey watching the VIRGIN traversing the ATLANTIC, hoping for a satisfying BANGBANG and Krrish pulling off the most inane of stunts from every mode of transport ever invented that seriously makes us want to hail Aamir as the God of Action for his stellar performance in Dhoom 3! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜†

I walked into the theater thinking I’d see a desi Mentalist. Walked out feeling quite MENTALish. πŸ˜€ Steer clear!

BELOW: ‘Look Hrithik, this piece of glass is just as pretty as your Kohinoor and so much more useful! Huh! πŸ™„ ‘

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This one is on ma mind Knight & Day!

Individually, when seen on their own, I detest Katrina and will continue to do so, Jab Tak Hain Jaan, for her pathetic acting chops πŸ˜‰ and Hrithik for perpetually looking like a chiseled mutton chop πŸ˜†

Together, the two couldn’t work their magic on me in Chikni Chameli and Zindagi Milegi Na Dobara couldn’t tempt me to catch it Dobara! πŸ˜‰

Somehow, these two seem to have gotten lucky the third time around. With the golden highlights bouncing off his luscious curls, Indian women can finally be blinded and bedazzled by their very own Made-In-India Simon Baker. πŸ˜‰

I’m sure on waking up each morning, Kat looks the way I look after slathering on layers of greasepaint for a grand wedding reception. Prepped and primed for a shot, she undoubtedly looks like a goddess! These two look so scorching-hot in Bang Bang, I’m already imagining how cute their babies would be! πŸ˜‰

The trailers promise high-octane action. If you recall, so did those of Dhoom! πŸ™„ I remember guffawing and swearing the loudest and even hurling popcorn at Aamir’s face as he regaled? his fans with the most laughable stunts of the millennium! Indeed, that movie spelt DOOM DOOM for the genre. πŸ˜† Fingers crossed Hrithik doesn’t make us HANG HANG our heads in shame! πŸ˜‰

I quite like the music. Each song has been steadily growing on me. A very casual, clubby feel emanates from the dance tracks. Something light and airy that I can play on my IPod. Something that isn’t designed to bring on a monster-migraine-attack like that hideous snakecharmer’s composition- Malang Malang! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€ The videos of BB are shot stylishly, the leads look like a million bucks in their crisply- tailored attire and everything seems so well put together. Let’s hope we get the maximum BANG for our bucks. Make that BANGBANG for our bucks!

Ta Da! Face-Off Time Guys!

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