A cute little Teddy Bear

Ok, so who I’m gonna talk about wasn’t anybody famous until a few days ago. Yet, he turned into a celebrity overnight, when every single classmate of his turned out to be a no-show at his birthday party.

It rips my heart to see this sad-looking puppy stare dolefully at the camera. Surrounded by pizza, cake and drinks he was dying to share with those who comprise a huge chunk of his world right now.

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The fact that he chose to spend his big day in the company of such (callous) classmates over a trip to either Disneyland or Legoland makes me reach for a box of tissues. Adding salt to injury is that this was his first-ever party on a grand scale, transcending the boundaries of home!😒

Party poopers…ughhh!!! πŸ˜–Β Ohhh, how well I know them!! Especially those who leave first-time celebrants with a bitter taste in their mouth!!!😠😠😠 Ohhhh and how IΒ abhor their breed with a vengeance that is shocking!!! 🀧🀧🀧🀧🀧

There are some that spoil a party with their dour presence, picking inconsequential topics to spark a fight, and then, there are others, who snub people’s invitations, and spoil a party by their absence. Displaying a complete lack of regard for the efforts, the love, the warmth, the time and the money one invests into making someone’s day special.

Both types of pricks never should get invited in the first place, but who can gauge who’s an a**hole and who’s not, until you’ve experienced the bitter truth for yourself. But, once they show you who they are, better believe them. And avoid them like the plague!πŸƒ

What would be foolhardy, is to let them into your space and offer them a second/third/fourth chance to be a part of your joys and celebrations after they’ve shown you their true colours. It’s akin to standing in front of a gunman just because he missed his aim the first time. Their uncouth behaviour the very first time should be nipped there and then. It completely justifes them from being banned from every single occasion in the future.

Ted’s mom, Sil, comes across as a wise woman. Although everyone’s dissing her for embarrassing her boy globally on social media, I actually laud her indomitable spirit. Sure, it must have hurt to see her son look so crestfallen but the woman didn’t mope about it. Instead, she hung on assidously to her hope that not everyone in the world is an unfulfilled, frustrated jerk, simply out to be a wet blanket! By sending Teddy’s pic to a local journo, she was not displaying her weakness by trying to gain sympathy, but was teaching her son to be strong and know that that there is a world beyond whom we hail as our world. And the world out there, crammed with strangers, is infinitely better than those you think you can count on…Friends, relatives, in-laws, siblings..hell even grandparents…they are likelier to do you in than the average stranger you cross paths with on the street.

It’s unfortunate that Teddy’s entire class is an insensitive bunch and he had to discover meanness that’s so intrinsic to the human soul at the tender age of 6. But, on the bright side, he’s become the darling of not just the www, but also the whole wide world, now that his story has gone viral. From wishes pouring in from around the globe to VVIP tickets to a Suns vs Lakers game 😱 to people across the States volunteering to throw him birthday dos, his sixth birthday has turned out wayyyyyyy better than he could have ever imagined! The proverbial silver lining to the dark cloud! πŸ€—

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Stories like these just warm the cockles of my heart πŸ€— and reaffirm my faith in humanity. That you only need to battle the devils (known ones) surrounding you in your tiny world before you stumble across Angels (‘perfect’ strangers) in the vast universe beyond. Amen to that! πŸ™

 

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1998; Khatta and Great!

1998 is a year that will forever be etched in my memory.

It was when I finally took off the rose-tinted glasses I was hitherto so accustomed to wearing. It was when I was smacked in the face with the bitter truth that ‘Happily Ever Afters’ have a higher likelihood of appearing in the last line of fairy tales than in the scary tale that is life!πŸ˜…

Unforgettable it was, for my soulmate was shoved headlong into the very pits of hell! And I could do nothing, just helplessly watch, all the while feeling my soul get slashed and shredded to a million fragments.πŸ˜₯

It’s a rather childish notion that a soulmate= a romantic/life partner. πŸ™„Β TheΒ two terms are just about as similar as chalk is to cheese!

Loosely defined, a soulmate is one who’s cut from the same cloth as you are. Someone who compliments you, not necessarily someone who completes you. Someone who stirs the very core of your being.

It could be a friend or your dog or teacher or a parent or even, an uncle! The possibilities are endless!!!

Anyhoo, so here I was, all morose and crestfallen, right through the first half of the year. And then, words that have never been truer were sung! Lyrics that touched whatever was left of my ravaged soul, a phenomenal composition that tugged at the strings of my despondent heart and whispered through the fog enveloping my listless mind.

Who can forget the much-understated ‘Aye Ajnabi‘ from Dil Se? While the effervescent Chhaiyaan Chhaiyaan, the sensuous Satrangi Re and the bubbly Jiya JaleΒ took the whole world by storm, it was the divine Aye Ajnabi that managed to calm the storm brewing in my world. Never has a song caught me so off-guard, as if taking to me directly! NEVER EVER!!!

Aye Ajnabi Tu Bhi Kabhi Aawaaz De Kahin Se
Aye Ajnabi Tu Bhi Kabhi Aawaaz De Kahin Se
Main Yahan Tukdon Mein Jee Raha Hoon
Main Yahan Tukdon Mein Jee Raha Hoon
Tu Kahin Tukdone Mein Jeen Rahi Hai
Aye Ajnabi Tu Bhi Kabhi Aawaaz De Kahin Se

Tu To Nahin Hai Lekin Teri Muskurahatein Hain
Chehra Nahin Hai Par Teri Aahatein Hain
Tu Hai Kahan Kahan Hai
Tera Nishaan Kahan Hai
Mera Jahan Kahan Hai
Main Adhoora Tu Adhoori Jee Rahein Hain

There have been very few occasions on which SRK has redeemed himself in my eyes and Dil Se was one such film where he didn’t disappoint. Ditto for Manisha. She’s ”acted’ in so many beautiful films but she lived and breathed ‘Dil Se’ and, for me, the two will always be synonymous.

Dil Se was a doomed lovestory (brilliant, yet not the conventional happily-ever-after) and hence it couldn’t do very much to dispel the pall of gloom hanging over me.

But then, I heard this and how I wished it had hit the jukebox earlier!πŸ˜‰

Jab kisiki taraf dil jhukane lage
 Baat aakar juba tak rukane lage
 Aankho aankho me ikraar hone lage
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 Chahane jab lage dil kisee kee khushee
 Dillagee yeh nahee yeh hai dil kee lagee😍😘
 Aandhiyo ko dabane se kya fayda
 Pyaar dil me chhupane se kya fayda🀷

This lovely, soulful tune from Pyaar To Hona Hi Tha worked like a charm to reinstill my fledgling faith in love. Even if it is of the unrequited kind!

And that’s when I made my peace with life! And realized, that sometimes, the intangible/ the unsaid is so much more fulfilling than it getting fleshed out and becoming reality. Ponder on that while I get back with some more pearls of wisdom. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

 

Bachna Mr. Bachchan

IMG-20180323-WA0004So, the First Family of Bollywood finds itself in the eye ofΒ  a storm once again! πŸ™„

Apparently, the Bachchan patriarch wished everyone from his wife to his kaamwalibai on Women’s DayπŸ˜†, completely forgetting to wish the Most Beautiful “Woman” in the world, who, by the way, happens to be his son’s wife and the mother of his granddaughter! 🀷

Twitter, expectedly, is in an uproar as to how the granddaughter was remembered but not the one who brought her into the world. Twitter clearly doesn’t follow Ekta Kapoor!!! πŸ˜‚ No wonder they don’t have an effing clue that a daughter-in-law is NEVER EQUAL to a daughter. She has been imposed upon a family by law and is viewed only as a means to propagate the family she will never ever truly be a part of!

I’m amazed people don’t know that already. Or that they don’t know who the real villain is in such scenarios. If you recall, a couple of months ago, the Bachchan matriarch pulled a similar stunt on her daughter-in-law and pouted and preened for the front coverΒ  of Vogue with her biological daughter. The bahu made a dejected entry later and it all left one with such a bad taste in the mouth. Ho Na ho, the mother from Kal Ho Na Ho is surely behind the latest fiasco too! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

And it all fits in well! A woman is, after all, another’s biggest enemy! Imagine what kind of a nemesis a mil can be to her dil if she chooses to be! *Shudders*😰😱😱😱

Like recently, a dear friend came to pour her heart out to me. Her little girlΒ  fell rather ill due to a contagious bout of viral fever doing the rounds in the city. Now, this girl’s father was deployed on official duty but he kept issuing regular updates to his family about the girl’s condition. Everyone was suitably concerned except for………..Of course…………No prizes for guessing…The little girl’s grandmother!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

The climatic change in the baby’s city wasn’t considered as a causative factor or even the fact that kids share their tiffin and water with each other in school where a stomach bug could easily be picked up.

I kid you not, the granny actually insinuated over WhatsApp that since her son (the little girl’s father) ain’t physically present in the house, the little girl must be consuming food from a restaurant daily instead of healthy, home-cooked meals!!! *Face palm* 🀦

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how her beloved granddaughter contracted the illness! *Drumroll* and *slow claps*

Khud toh meri saas ek bhi function miss nahi karti, confided my friend. Shaadi, roce, portoponn, and even antim sanskaars!!!πŸ˜‚Β Har jagah apne chulhe ko toh nahi leti hai Na😏 In fact, after feasting on free food, her saas and sasur derive far greater pleasure inΒ  criticizing the fare!πŸ™„ And then, she wonders, why should they have an issue with her “supposedly” ordering food from out.πŸ€”Such hypocrites!!!😏

And now, comes the grand moment of revelation! πŸ“’Brace yourselves guys! Her own son fed her grandbaby some lovely crispy-fried πŸ— from KFC to tide over his guilty feeling of being separated from his kid for the next few months!!!

That an educated woman, who was gainfully employed all her life, should come up with a preposterous explanation, without having concrete proof that her granddaughter’s guardians were indeed perched on their fat arses, busy patronizing Swiggy and Zomato, speaks volumes about the kind of woman she is! In the past, she’s chaired women’s empowerment cells in her hometown and has been lauded publicly for championing women’s rights . Little do her besotted admirersΒ  know that privately, within the confines of her phone, she chooses to tear down her grandbaby’s guardians with her vindictive speculations.

Fortunately, there still exist some good judges of character in the world who can X-ray such people pretty accurately. And these recognize that more often than not, beneath a cool, seemingly unperturbed and glassy facade lies a bubbling, venomous volcano.

The little girl’s mother, a good friend of mine, confided to me that her in-laws, most notably her co-bil and her mil, saw issues with her hygiene levels. The former even advised her husband to give her a divorce over it! πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„Yet, he astonishingly sends a steady supply of porn to her husband in private on Whatsapp!!!🀷 Shocking!!!!

And the mil embarks on a Swachch Bharat Abhiyaan everytime she spots a speck in someone’s eye, totally ignoring the mammoth logs lodged in her own!

Eating home-cooked food and maintaining supreme hygiene levels in your kitchen and refrigerator is all praiseworthy.πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ That must mean your household is so blessed, sickness has never ever touched anyone in there. Perhaps, all can be contenders for immortality too, which is all good!πŸ‘΅

But what about mental cleanliness and hygiene? If that is lacking and your moral fiber ain’t strong, if your grown-ass kids indulge in illicit affairs behind their spouse’s back, revel in watching porn and be Amorous outside the house after saying the Amori when insideπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I think the mother in question has failed even worse than the mother who orders off Swiggy and Zomato!

Poshan sahi but parvarish mein kami…. bhala kis kaam ki?πŸ€”πŸ€·

I was too boggled by her revelations and by the end of it all, I could issue just one piece of advice for her to convey to her milπŸ‘‡

To all Mothers-In-Law, if your grandkids fall ill the next time, it’s all your worthless daughter-in-law’s doing! To hell with floating viruses, pollens and bacteria… The real culprit is only and only the MAA! πŸ€°Β πŸ€·πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

 

 

Mona Darling

While the whole planet is obsessing over the unfortunate demise of India’s First Female Superstar, I’d like to spare a thought for her nemesis, also the bonafide wife to the pathetic excuse of a man that they shared!

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For those who aren’t clued in to what really transpired, Sridevi snatched her best friend’s husband from right under her nose! Whilst nestled in the latter’s plush house, no less!!! Gullible Mona had no inkling her generosity to shelter a homeless (and heartless) friend would soon render her lifeless. Her final few years were racked with physical pain and emotional upheavals. The Gods didn’t see fit to grant her even her dying wish…to watch her son on celluloid.

Mona was blessed with a firecracker of a mother, a personality type that would have put the fear of God in Boney. Sadly, she gave up without a fight in marriage and in life. She would have done well to learn from the woman whose example I’ve cited below.

There’s a lady I know who was so distraught by her husband’s infidelity that she beat the living daylights out of him. The lying rat concocted a sob story for the benefit of his folks. Who all ganged up against her and left no stone unturned in breaking up her marriage and family. Her judgemental father-in-law tried to tarnish her image with the same brush his son brushed his lying teeth with! He questioned his grandkids’ paternity, thereby questioning her character. Yet, he still hasn’t come forward with conclusive proof to give credence to his venomous spewings. This lady’s brother-in-law (husband’s brother) was an even bigger snake to orchestrate a sting operation of sorts, trying to get her to reply back to his flirtatious chats, and thus provide damning evidence against her. But the fact that this lady possesses a much superior moral fiber and regard for her marital vows is something these highly-qualified yet illiterate oafs will never get! Now had he chatted up his own adulterous sister using an alias, I’m sure he’d dig his own grave…for he’d surely die out of embarrassment with her shameless overtures!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

In contrast, Mona had great in-laws andΒ  could have stripped Boney to the bone. But she chose the dignified way to lie low and ultimately went to lie 6 feet below!

I quite like this woman. After all, she’s given us the affable Arjun Kapoor. But I wish she’d fought the injustice tooth and nail like the ordinary woman whose example I’ve mentioned above.Β The gutsy one who’d tried to slap some sense into her husband and smack her in-laws in their face with their failure in garnering evidence of her questionable character.Β  Dignity doesn’t always work in the real world.Β  Had Mona caused everyone to Rona, then I’d really love her. And would gladly call her my Mona Darling!

Ka(r)ma Kutra

Or kutri cuz she’s quite the mean bitch! 🀣

She rarely arrives on time but know this! She’s always a certainty, never a probability.

So, put on your thinking caps, folks. Maybe you rained on someone’s parade… Someone who’d had a tough innings and was counting on that one occasion as a departure from the overwhelming gloom that their life was inundated with. Or maybe you orchestrated misunderstandings and fights to your advantage. Perhaps you drove a poor, hapless soulΒ  you secretly harbor a grudge against to bankruptcy, by inhumanly getting him to repay your loan. Or maybe you’re guilty of the biggest sin of them all. You’ve questioned a child’s paternity, it’s mother’s credibility and tried your best driving a wedge between a couple in your fanatical mission of breaking a family apart.😱 Whether or not you owe up to your charges, the universe will mete out her justice. In her own sweet time, and, in her own sweet way. 5 years or 50, in the context of the universe, these are mere nanoseconds. And thus what we begin seeing as delayed justice or justice denied altogether is actually justice snowballing herself to form her worst version. Crafted especially for you. Or your descendants. Be sure of this! Be very sure!

 

Recently, I saw Karma dished out in full glory at the Golden Globes. While JA took to stage, her arch nemesis AJ couldn’t bear to look anywhere but down at her own golden globes!πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Β  Or what’s left of them anyway! 🀣🀣🀣

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Karma bit AJ’s ass a whole decade later but boy! Was the interminable wait worth it or what? I mean to see your man snatched by a younger woman exactly the same way you snatched him from his wife…Now that’s karma served in style! πŸ‘Œ

Closer home, Karma arrived fashionably late for the current toast of the Indian telly space, Bigg Boss 11 winner, Shilpa Shinde. In just two years, she avenged from Vikas Gupta everything he’d robbed from her. And that’s not all! As if it was nature’s masterstroke befitting the mastermind, a portion of her winnings was ‘donated’ to him. He lost to her in the finale of life and he lost face badly!

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Another person who ended up looking like an oaf was Shilpa’s ex-fiance. I’m so glad the woman was ballsy enough even in her youth to call off her wedding to a man who was clearly swaddled in his mother’s petticoat.

Most in-laws are cut from the same cloth. They are of the opinion that the bride is a mere marionette who must be strictly discouraged to think for herself, to do as she pleases and to have her say/wish. She is viewed as a means of their wish fulfillment because they too obliged their elders in the past. This just frustrates the poor bahu and slowly, but surely, she turns into a controlling, vile old woman, a spitting image of the very in-laws she abhorred. I’m so grateful for the small number of gutsy women out there who dare to cut the puppeteer’s strings and choose to shield their soul from being ravaged and value their sanity above all else. And you, Shilpa, are a winner for me only because you chose to live life on your terms than have frustrated, repressed in-laws manipulate you from the word go.

That’s it for today folks. Just detach yourself from toxic people and the toxic worlds they inhabit. There is no need to do anything more. Let Karma do the dirty work for you. Trust me, she’ll wrap things up in great style. Like this πŸ‘‡πŸ˜‚

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Not a Pankha of Tubelight

I just caught Tubelight and it was the most enlightening 3 hours of my life. I’ve concluded:

  1. Salman’s impressive Bajrangi had to be a fluke!
  2. Sohail’s impressive Bharat is certainly a fluke!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The two play out their real-life relationship on reel and it’s so sickeningly sweet, bhai’s fans could do without a helping of Sheer Korma on Eid! Director Kabir Khan really overdid the Cheeni in this one.. Pun intended!😝

Set against the backdrop of the Sino-Indian War of 1962, Sohail, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Mr. Bean, has to go fight the CheenπŸ˜‚ I kid you not but the soldiers have been shown as actually ambling across enemy territory like one would in a park!😱 No wonder we lost! πŸ˜‚Kabir Khan’s expertise lies in war films but the war montage here is laughable at best.

China prepares for a truce and sets up a Laxman Rekha, but how I wish they’d draw a Rekha for the real Laxman in the film! πŸ˜‚ Salman really overstepped his boundary in the film! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Whatever glory was garnered in Bajrangi Bhaijaan, he’s given it up all without a fight (pun intended) in Tubelight. He does nothing that endears him toΒ his pankhas. No mara mari, no shirtless savari πŸ˜‚ Only his pravachan is jaari! πŸ˜‚

Yakeen hamesha dil mein rakho, dushmano se dosti karo, aur audience ko slow poison dekar maaro!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A local magician exhorts him to believe and hope with all his heart to get things moving in life and he moves a bottle, then a mountain, but all the while, movesΒ us to tears!And I don’t mean that in a good way! His man-child act is so farcical when you compare it to a Krish or to a Samar. Salman’s expressions are so contrived, he ends up caricaturing Laxman horribly. I didn’t even tear up once in what were intended to be emotional scenes. Words like goo, susu and potty sum up the humor quotient of the film. Toilet humor is so passe and yet the bhai bhakts were rolling in mirth! 😳

Chinese import Zhu Zhu is as bland as the cuisine of her land! πŸ˜‚ Her son, Matin, is cute as a button but, this talkative munna is no match for the mute munni. And after watching such a jaded, preachy film, I’m speechless too! Again, not in a good way!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shabaas

Truly, this dude deserves all the accolades coming his way. Not only has he succesfully engraved the identity of Indian Cinema on the global map, he’s also effectively “SNAPped, short the “CHATting” ability of a certain Mr. Spiegel! πŸ˜·πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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While the whole of my tribe is drooling over this ‘Made-In-India’ Adonis, I’d be quite content to be his mum…or his mother-in-law…lol. To me, he’s quite the Goody Two-Shoes! As for me, I need someone more badass, someone more wicked…like SRK..lol. See πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Anyhoo, word is that the “original” Miss Goody Two-Shoes from Bollywood would be collaborating with her male counterpart for next year’s mega- release, Saaho. 😷😷😷

I mean, wth! 😑😑😠😠 Are the makers even serious???!? Kat is a doll for Chrissakes!!! Wasn’t she crowned Human Barbie or something a while ago?Β Have you looked at her resume if not her repertoire? It clearly states that she can ONLY pout and preen before going back to looking like an ice queen! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Honestly guys, drop her! She’s as lethal as that suicide bomber who ripped Manchester apart. She’s gonna kill us Prabhas fans with her poor histrionics. 😰 In fact, I foresee a high probability of Prabhas’ fans turning against him on account of the inanimate vixen😭…We don’t wanna say Bakwaas to anything related to Prabhaas now, do we?

Rope in Shetty instead. She’ll save it from being shitty! πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚ And Saaho won’t turn into a Saho!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Of Chiknas and Chamelis

Usually, any moment is a good photo-op moment what with Β our stars always perfectly groomed. Unlike the days of yore, when fashion disasters were as likely as getting pigeon poop on your head, the current breed of stars seem to be a wisened lot.

So,while they twinkle brightly even in the dead of night donning glamorous labels and flaunting perfect coiffures, there’s only but once when they shone blazingly, looking like a million bucks. Here’s when:

  1. Ranbir in Badtameez Dil

It took him 6 looooooong years to metamorphose from the sissyish clone of his mother that he used to be to THIS! I can’t put my finger on what makes him look so bloody badtameez here! 😘 Is it his ruffled,shorter crop or the badass ring in his ear or his crisply tailored suit….I could go on and on…sigh!

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2. Can’t really leave his exes behind now, can I? 😝 Deepika in Lungi Dance.

Dippy always makes our tribe feel like we ought to crawl under a rock. But looking the way she did here, we almost smashed that rock on our heads!

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3. Katrina in Everything! πŸ˜‚ But she looks especially ghazab in Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahaani.

Kat looks PHAT in EVERYTHING πŸ˜‚…never mind the botox jabs and all! Pre-2010, there used to some meat on her bones and her face boasted of an angelic quality that the hypodermic pricklies took away. Have a look at her ethereal beauty.

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4. Hrithik in Tu Meri

The Adonis of Hindi Cinema can’t be faulted for his look in his entire repertoire of films, but it took a Bang Bang! for him to get his look Bang-On in my sight! 😍😘

A huuuuuge fan of Simon Baker, I’ve likened Hrithik’s avatarΒ to the Mentalist himself ….if that ain’t a compliment, I don’t know what is! 😌

 

5. Preity Zinta in Dil Se…

Chubby cheeks, dimpled chin,

Rosy lips, Teeth Within,

Wavy hair, very fair

Eyes are true, lovely two

Preity Zinta is that you?

YES YES YES!!! 😁😁😁

Bollywood’s original dimpled-beauty has looked her best only at 2 times ..the first when she was a novice and the next when she was at the top of her game in Kal Ho Naa Ho and Salaam Namaste! Agree?

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6. SRK in Dear Zindagi

Like fine wine, the man’s gotten better with age😘…the histrionics, the stutter, and the sexy stubble too! 😜 KHAN the King get better than this?! 😝

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7. Aishwarya in Dil Dooba

Ash is a visual feast in every film she’s appeared. But that one look she totally rocked was that of a Latina with smouldering eyes, luscious curls and a scorching scarlet gown. Check it out

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Wat ERR girl!

It’s rather fortunate for my blog that our celebs spend enormous amounts of time banishing the spiders veins and crows feet off their faces instead of spending a dime on brushing the cobwebs off their sparingly-used brains πŸ˜‰

Alia finally has company guys! Woohoo! πŸ˜† Current World Tennis Doubles Awwal grandly displayed her lack of akkal! That too on a rather cerebral platform such as KBC Telugu! πŸ˜›

When asked what Sodium Chloride is commonly known as and given four choices, Sania professed that Physics was never her strong point! 😯 The whole studio, pointedly ignoring the cue cards, erupted into raucous laughter. πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

Unfazed, she confidently placed her bets on…I shit you not!…water!!! 😯 😯 😯

Isne definitely desh ka namak nahi khaaya hai πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† Tata Salt, you listening? πŸ˜‰

Watch her go down in the annals of Chemistry here! πŸ˜‰

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PK chhe?

I stumbled across an absolute gem on the Saharasamay site and thought it’d be fun to pitch in my two cents πŸ˜‰ After all, I live for such articles! πŸ˜›

Our celebs must have been really high to have agreed to preen for such oopsie daisy Kodak moments! Check them out:

1. Slumdog MillionHAIR πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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Our in-house Ani(l) the Pooh is a favorite with all the kids, me included! Unhi ke vajah se BAAL divas aarambh kiya gaya tha! πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†
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2. COOLIENG No. 1!

Nothing to beat the summer heat than wrapping yourself in cellophane, eh? By far, the most sober piece of clothing in SHOWinda’s wardrobe! πŸ˜‰

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3. THE RAPIST

Sajid Khan got it bang on when he locked on TANjeet’s πŸ˜› profession as THE RAPIST in House Full 2 πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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4. The original PK!

Time to rename Hirani CHORani!
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5. Question: Main chhota sa, pyaara sa, nanha sa bachcha….complete the sentence.

Answer: paida kar sakta hoon! ROFL πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†
With a pose like that, koi SHAK(ti)? πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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6. Meet Aditya PANTSCHORI πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

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And trending at number 7,

This man surely felt like he was in heaven. WTF was KK thinking? And more importantly, WTF was AK doing? *speechless* 😯 😯 😯

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