Wham, Bam, Bring Out The Pram!!!

So, DK Kirloskarโ€™s son seems to be shooting his gun ๐Ÿ˜› quite a bit these days. If he keeps going the way he is, he soon shall be conferred with the title of Dicky Donor! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

It took just one stormy night of passion to bring Pari into this world! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ And they say making babies is a tough job! ๐Ÿ™„

When she used Arjun that last time before dumping him, Ovi thought she was OVER him. Clearly she didnโ€™t count on an OVUM getting fertilized! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† A real one-shot Nandu our Arjun Kirloskar is, wadya say? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Buzz is that she is due to deliver a baby soon who will grow up to be … Now, guys, brace yourselves…. a spitting image of her mother!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Imagine poor Savita! ๐Ÿ˜€ Zindagi bhar bahu peeti aayi uska lahu ๐Ÿ˜† Now thereโ€™s a humshakal great-granddaughter destined to effect her slaughter! ๐Ÿ˜€

As much as us women love Arjun Kirloskar, he’s a high risk semen…oops :razz:..specimen ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† Steer clear girls! You don’t want to be caught raising a miniature version of the Naagin-jaisi nanad or the Saap-jaisi saas ๐Ÿ˜ฎ and turn your life into a farce!

BELOW: From the Big ‘O’ to a Bigger ‘Oh’!!! ๐Ÿ˜†

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A pavitra rishta

So, I have a major problem when titles are inconsistent with the storyline. Like Talaash: The Answer Lies Within…within the Arabian sea, within Aamir’s head, (with) in his pants ;-), where???

Titles like ‘Bade Achche Lagte Hain’ work for meย  cuz Ram Kapoor is, well, Bade! With a capital B!!! ๐Ÿ˜†

Another Balaji hit, Pavitra Rishta, totally justified its title. The protagonists went through all the eyeball grabbing tricks in the book….an innocent courtship, a high-voltage marriage, a celibate judaai, a happily-ever-after kinda remarriage with the protagonists remaining true to one another despite all the temptations life threw their way.

Moral of the Story: Charitra was Pavitra hence the title was PURRRFECT!

Welcome time leap and Ekta needs to don her thinking cap for a new name. Cuz there’s a character, Arjun, who is DK’s son and a complete D_ _K!

Our testosterone-laden champ courts one of the protagonist’s daughters- Ovi, then falls hard for an “adopted” daughter- Purvi (both girls being unaware upto a certain point of being sisters), then ‘reluctantly’ marries the first and ‘happily’ impregnates her but not before defiling the other and leaving her to fend for herself and a “BIG” stomach in an alien city!!!

All the sanskaars be damned, far too many rishtas here and none pavitra in the least!

I’m okay with these TRP-garnering gimmicks. But I get mighty pissed when scriptwriters credit us viewers with far less intelligence than they ought to. I mean, Purvi has been known to sigh and recoil, blushing furiously, when Arjun accidentally brushes her arm and stuff, and just when we were convinced that her ‘aai’s’ parvarish deserves an A+, the crafty thing leaves home on the pretext of giving her sister and brother-in-law/ex-lover space only to become an ‘aai’ in some other part of the country. Aai La!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

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