Saw Shit, Khan!

Dear SaSHIT Khan, 😀

I Saw SHIT the other day 😆 and I’m PISSed! 😀 And no, it wasn’t a good Friday though it was! I wasn’t even close to thanking the Gods it was Friday!!! 🙄

After braving Himmatwala, I’m convinced you belong to the clan of non-competent directors. (READ Farah Con and Sheesh Bundar :lol:) That you hail from the same retarded family only adds more credence to my statement!

I won’t delve on the plot 😯 (any review normally demands this!!!) It requires real himmat to recap details of THE masterpiece of 2013!

Coming over to my thoughts on the film.

1. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the biggest bum of them all? Mirror: Obviously yaar, SaSHIT Khan! 😆 Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest bum of them all? Mirror: Satakli re satakli, aata maajhi satakli… 😆 Again, Sajid!! 😀

Now you know who deserves the bum pe laat! But why Bum Pe Laat??? Did Gaand Pe Laat sound less sophisticated than the rest of your crapfest? 🙄

2. BAAGH-BAN: The ‘Save The Tiger’ campaign was conceived only because morons like your sister and yourself consistently use and repeatedly abuse the mighty beast in each of your highly forgettable flicks. You can be sure after watching the chronicles of the ‘Life of Ti’ in your flick 😀 Ang Lee’s gonna be very Ang ry! 😆

3. Why Himmatwala, you Dim-Mat(i)-wala? The 80s represent a terrible phase of Hindi cinema and Himmatwala-I is the most cringe-worthy film of that era. To put things in perspective, it’s like somebody remaking Aiyya 20 years hence!!! 😯

4. AJ=PJ!!!: It’s bad enough you’ve reduced my favorite hero to a distasteful PJ! 😀 What’s even worse is that you’ve timed the release of this mahadud on the eve of your hero’s happy budday.

Sajid (on the way to Ajay’s party): ‘Tohfa Tohfa Tohfa, laaya, laaya, laaya’…
Sajid (on his way back): ‘Laafa, laafa, laafa, paaya paaya, paaya’ :lol 😆 😆

Himmatwala makes Housefull2 look like an Oscar-winner! You get the idea, right? With all your might, resist the urge to watch this one!!!

BELOW: Oh, what’s the point in playing the blame game now? 🙄


Ajab Gazabb Love

Which is the one song that was MADE FOR Vashu and Jackkky Bhagnani????

Guess, guess…



Bolo, bolo…tell, tell 😉




OK, never mind. These two don’t deserve that much time and effort anyway 😉 BTW, here’s that song.

So anyway, I was watching the promos of Ajab Gazabb Love and was thinking that the title of the movie describes Vashu’s love for his son to the T. He truly is THE BEST DADDY EVER!

There’s not the tiniest pebble that he’s left unturned to ensure that his son breaks into the big league. The swankiest wheels, the drool-worthiest eye candy, the most opulent of sets, the chicest costumes, the glossiest production values, the most expensive promotional campaigns, all the bells and whistles imaginable!

Wowww! Jackkyyy was born with a golden spoon in his mouth- not just any ordinary golden spoon, though! In keeping with tradition, Papa Vashu must have gotten it encrusted with diamonds and God knows what else! 😉

Anyway, Jackky’s REAAALLLLYYYY lucky to have Vashu as his father and even luckier to have a producer dad. On second thoughts, this didn’t sound quite right, did it? 😉

Who in his right mind would blow up his hard-earned money on an actor who can emote slightly better than the couch in your living room? Which sane person would make movies knowing at the back of his mind that they’re destined to go BOOM BOOM BOOM? ;)No one else, I think, except Aditya Chopra! 😉 More on this bade bhayya’s pyaar later 😉

Just one thing that I have to say to Junior Bhagnani. “Jackky Bete, naam mein ‘k’s’ add karne se kaam nahi banta. Sabse bada K- ‘Kismat’, jab saath deti hai, tohi baat banti hai!” Waah, waah! Waah, waah! 😉